INT/EXT. ASHER AND CALI’S HOUSE – NIGHT
Jocks drive trucks in a pasture behind the house shooting roman candles at each other. “Wasted”- Tiesto plays.
FIN
(Takes Breath)
Wow It smells really nice out here.
ZEKE
That’s called weed Fin.
FIN
Oh.
AVA
Wow, I didn’t know Asher had such a big house.
ASHER (Jock, Athlete, Age Unknown)
ZEKE
Yeah, this isn’t Asher’s house, it’s his Aunt’s place, he’s been crashing at theirs ever since his parents found out he wasted most of his college fund on feet finder.
FIN
There’s no way.
ZEKE
Oh yeah, it’s legit, Mrs. Baker walked in on him in the computer lab after hours.
AVA
That’s actually disgusting.
The group exit the car and make their way toward the entrance. Asher checks to see if everyone’s wearing a costume. He begins to let everyone in but pauses on Fin.
ASHER
Now who are you supposed to be?
FIN
(Sarcastically)
I’ve been asking myself that same thing.
AVA
He’s Harry Potter from Harry Potter.
KYLER
(Whispers)
You don’t have to say that last part it’s kind of a given.
AVA
Not everyone has seen Harry Potter.
FIN
The book is much better.
ASHER
Okay you’re good, but lets see a little more effort next time.
Fin and the group enter the party and you hear Asher mumble to himself.
ASHER
(Confused)
They made a book?
The group make their way throughout the house and see the backyard and the pool, out in the pasture are kids riding around shooting roman candles at each other.
ZEKE
I’m gonna go get a drink.
AVA
Me too!
Zeke and Ava leave while 2 girls approach Fin and Kyler
PARTY GIRL 1
So how do y’all know Asher?
FIN
He was my biggest donor on Feet Finder.
PARTY GIRL 2
You’re on feet finder too!?
Fin looks at Kyler and smiles, knowing these girls are much more his type.
FIN
Never mind, I’m gonna go get some punch.
Kyler and the girls walk outside to drink by the pool, while Fin goes and sits down on the couch and begins flipping through his book.
Zeke and Ava head into the kitchen to look for alcohol when they see a group of jocks arguing in front of the fridge
JOCK 1
I’m telling you, I looked it up, this will get us twice as drunk, twice as fast it just requires twice as much effort.
JOCK 2
You want us to put what?! Where?!
JOCK 3
I can’t even fit a double A battery in there.
Zeke, Ava, and the jocks stare at the jock 3.
JOCK 1
Okay, just trust me, if you want to get trashed without drinking 12 beers, you just need to shove one bottle up your ass until it empties.
AVA
There’s no way they actually believe that.
ZEKE
What scares me is he sounds like he’s actually tried it.
Zeke and Ava look back at the jocks as they all shove beer bottles into their pants.
AVA
Um I’m gonna get some air.
ZEKE
Oh look pizza!